Play Bad Fast Hoodie(PGA Tour)

Finally, a tour hoodie for golfers who have absolutely no business being on tour.

The PLAY BAD FAST Hoodie is our not-so-subtle parody of the PGA Tour—because you might shoot 96, but there’s no reason it should take five and a half hours.

Featuring our skeleton golfer doing what he does best—swinging hard, looking good, and probably reloading after another OB tee shot—this hoodie is built for chilly tee times, post-round beers, and reminding your foursome of the only pace-of-play rule that really matters:

If you’re gonna suck, suck quickly.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

*Parody design. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with the PGA TOUR.